I hate Slugs

I hate slugs, they are the horridest creatures in the wholest widest world.... well not quite but you get the general picture.... I hate them. They are slimy worthless pieces of jellyfied pointless pap. they look ugly and are absolutely everywhere. I have just poured a whole packet of salt on my garden to liquidify the little bar stewards... ha.. that'll teach em... Until I slip on the remaining slime tomorrow of course........ grr.

Damn them all to hell.