Andrew pushed me out of bed

Yes you see you all feel sorry for him but....

Well I have no actual evidence that he did this becasue I was asleep at the time, but, I woke up when I scraped my ankle on the sticky out bit on our bed as my foot went to stop me from falling by stomping on the floor. Now I doubt I will have pushed myself out of bed and so the only explanation for this incident is that Andrew pushed me. And due to this jarring awakedness I now have a stiff neck.. which is nice.

Andrew denies the charges. Well you can go with the innocent until proven guilty thing if you like, but I know he did it. The jury rests.