Today I am mostly bemused by the possibility....

... that there must somewhere be a designer that is paid good money to design clothes for toots (aka charvers). For example today I was shopping and spotted a little pink vest top. Printed on the front was a chihuahua, and underneath it was printed

Pedigree Puppy
Hug me
Kiss me
Love me

That's shit... I'm right aren't I?! Someone has obviously been paid to design it, and this is just one example... there are many other bad clothes that people are being paid to design. Are they given that as the design brief....'design a toot clothing line, the cheapest shit fabric you can get, and the tackier the better really'? It must have taken some serious time to come up with that pedigree puppy stuff... it would have looked better without it. God damn, that irritates me. Design good clothes, it surely must take about the same length of time.

AND how much does it cost to either make tops in fabric that doesn't shrink in the first wash.. not that much.

And breathe.