I Have To Warn You

Has anyone else noticed that Taxi Drivers are turning into Cybermen!!!
No?......Well I have and my reasons for this are three fold:

1, They have all started to have small mechanical modifications added to their ears....They claim that they are mobile phone hands free kits but they look more sinister than that!!
2, They act as if this puny world of ours belongs to them.
3, They go about their business with absolutely no regard for human life

All I'm saying is a bag of gold dust in your coat pocket, just in case, may not be a bad idea